a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

by tidgems February 17, 2024

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

by Sh1406 January 18, 2026

Badger

Pool shot. Not one bank. Not two banks. But THREE banks!

No way, you didn’t call that badger, you flukie bastard you.

by TheOLBarefootTom February 19, 2026