JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR

JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH

by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.

Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"

by proudballslover November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Nickname Wikipedia in 6th grade.

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch

Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021

Jonathan😫

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender

Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy

by Jaycapalxt January 17, 2021

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021