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JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR
JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.
Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"
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Jonathan

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.
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Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch
Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself
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Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
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Jonathan😫

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender
Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy
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Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/
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