The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Reserve Wine

A liquid containing alchol not intended for consumption but commonly associated with and consumed by Native Americans. Such examples include mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or hand santizer diluted in water.

Gee. My brother, Fucks Two Dogs, was arrested last night. Too much drinking that Reserve Wine. He needs to switch from Listerine to Scope.

by Charlie757473 June 4, 2025

Wine Seller

When your teammate is selling or choking the game away, especially used in 2k24 Rec.

“You’re wine selling, your shooting 1/19”

“Buddys a wine seller”

by Anthony Bolanos April 4, 2024

Vagine Wine

Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.

"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."

by MasonWhitlam April 29, 2024

wining chode

wining of the chode

a chode wining chode is a chode that is weined off

by Black slave licker May 1, 2024

Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024