Tijuana Whistle

euphemism for a person who gives fellatio

... going to find me a Tijuana Whistle and blow it until my jaw locks ...

by chum_bucket May 27, 2012

bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle

No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] April 18, 2018

One eyed whistle

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017

whistle booty

Letting out a fart that sounds like hum or whistle after taking a mean dump.

James: man my booty sore from that mean shit bruh
Joey: best not fart ole whistle booty head ahh

by Maejor August 28, 2017

jim whistle

A jim whistle-an arrogant , rude ,un-educated asshole. conceded or over confident often times use to exspress calling someone a dick head with out there knowledge. restricted to men of buch dikes

who the fuck is james to tell me wut to do he is new . ive been here 5 years that fuckin jim whistle.

by Scottymanie June 28, 2018

Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018