Hermuda Triangle

The region between the Hermes depot, the Hermes van and your doorstep where your parcel is lost for ever.

Sam: Does anyone know who the Hermes driver is for Pontypandy today, says delivered, but I was in all day.

Norman: Bad news pal, the Hermuda Triangle has it now!

by Ricmor88 October 12, 2020

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Crack Triangle

when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle

A: I heard dave got lucky at the party
B: I heard he had a Crack Triangle with three women
A: Nice!

by Honkykong13241324 July 1, 2011

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A triangle area drawn between Cleckheaton, Huddersfield and Halifax. Similar to the Bermuda Triangle, this area of land is a mysterious and magical land that often swallows up people and aircraft without warning.

“Where do you thing Madeline McCann is?”
“Could be in the Cleckhuddersfax triangle”

by cool hard June 24, 2023

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love-triangle

Refers to da delightfully "lovable" three-sided patch of warm supple flesh dat a chick has in her lower-abdominal area, and dat she's allowing two tongue-lolling studs to access during da same period in her life. Said "lovely" inverted-isosceles shape also forms a sort of arrowhead dat points to said damsel's "love tunnel" into which said pair of lust-crazed dudes insert their "love-pipes" and release their "liquid love" inside of her.

Da term "love-triangle" could also describe da shape of a fairly-brief bikini-bottom dat covers said "precious pubic parcel" of bodily "real-estate", and dat therefore must be either removed or pulled aside for a guy to gain access to da lady's downstairs "love lips".

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

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