Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.

Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.

by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT

YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .

by ffrey421 December 24, 2019

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017

Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.

"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."

by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

CLOCKING OUT MENTALLY

When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.

“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”

by Milfsvoid March 9, 2023