flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.

Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”

by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

Tired

When u are exhausted and need some rest to refill ur energy

Hey I’m tired-then go to sleep

by Aubreyfox15 July 4, 2022

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

tired

a person who is tired of having to wake up being judged and left out, a person who gives to people but never gets back, a person who is the "bad guy" because they weren't the same as other people, a person who tries but never gets loved a person who cries themself to sleep because they need someone to hug them the way other people do to their friends

This is what it means to be tired.

you tried and you were tired of trying

by your mom ate deez nuts September 13, 2022