Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

Thick

Bella

Bella has such a thick fucking brain. I wouldn't be surprised if she drowned in the shower :)

by Danielthegreekgod June 22, 2022

thick hogsman

A particularly thick, long, and girthy hog

(Penis)

I really do have a thick hogsman!

by Gerardimmortal August 12, 2022

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Thick Six

When an large player that does not usually handle the ball such as an offensive lineman or linebacker scores a touchdown in gridiron football. Derived from the term "Pick Six" in which an interception, or "pick," is returned for a touchdown (six points)/

Did you see that thick six the Bills got on New England Saturday?

by mmhmwhap January 17, 2022

thick-womenopia

This is an very rare addiction to thicker females.Doctors have found not found a cure for it as of yet.

thick-womenopia :(This brother is addicted to thick women)

by Dr.lamar April 25, 2022