Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups

Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!

by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022