Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe extremely bad (mostly modern )art.

"My dad thinks all video installations are shart"

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023