Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.

Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.

by Dawaninon December 12, 2009

flame ride

Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!

I took Lindsay for a flame ride!

Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!

by CanuckSlut June 12, 2010

paisley ride

1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.

2-A gang fight

3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier

1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.

2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....

3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier

by Chelsea Blue July 11, 2010

Ride The Divide

To fuck.

My sister let me ride the divide.

by ApeMilkBuddha August 18, 2010

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.

(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?

by JeanneBop January 29, 2008