Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.

When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.

by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010

poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus September 8, 2007

Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

poop in the hut

An oratory slur like swearing in tourettes used to describe excretion in various hats or huts

Harry laid a brick in scout hut - Harry took a poop in the hut

by HarryStr February 14, 2009

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.

One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.

by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014