Pleases

When your girlfriend is making you laugh when ordering food over the phone and you mistakenly say “pleases” instead of “please”, and now you joke about it all the time.

Can I get one, no two smashed hash pleases

by Chelseamae December 2, 2025

Gentlemen can we focus please?

A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.

Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?

by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025

Connor put your phone away please.

A phrase indicating a young individual is misbehaving in the classroom and is using his phone instead of of focusing like a gentleman

Connor put your phone away please.

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

Packets out please

Indicating the packets are currently not out, and need to be taken our promptly

Packets out please

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by von groovy March 5, 2025

please to bye

wanting and end to a annoying / upsetting conversation or situation, involving two or more persons, in or around the same area...

citizen: clearly, legally parked on a street.

officer: be careful of the cone and put on your seatbelt...

citizen: frowns, please to bye!. does it look like car moving?!

by toogrownup March 13, 2025