No, and never I will

The answer if someone tells you to download TikTok

If you dare tell me to download TikTok, No, and never I will.

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 10, 2020

That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.

The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.

by Kempt September 17, 2020

Which never happens

Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.

Gretchen says I got way too drunk last night which never happens

by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020

Together We’ll Never

When I takes a look around
I see the whole world going down
From the look in your eyes I can tell
You see what I'm seeing
Once again I start to sink
I reach for you, my missing link
Like it or not, I'll keep you going down with me

You came to me
Dying to save my soul
But there was nothing
Nothing for you to grab a hold
You thought you faith was strong enough
To save a drowning man
You lost your footing reachin' for my hand
You lost your faith when I pulled you in
Gave you nothing to believe in

Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
Together we'll never
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again

Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again
Together we'll never have to see the world
Together we'll never see the world again

Tooled with damnation I
Penetrated your soul
Knew you needed something to fill
That gaping hole
So I gave you nothing, everything I had
Is that why your pretty little eyes are
Lookin' so sad

Together We’ll Never
Understand
Together we'll never
I had
Have to see the world again
To pull you down
Together we'll never
It gets so lonely
Together we'll never
Have to see the world again
With nothing to believe in
Nothing

by Death Menace February 23, 2023

I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023