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Lobster Dorsett

Sooo on the up, a lobster tail has gotta have a Lobster Bisque treatment.
I don’t who the hell ‘thermidor’ was, but TD just changed the game with Lobster Dorsett.
by noasweatt October 18, 2025
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Protien Lobster

A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.

Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
'Who's moaning on the can?'

'Phil, he's unleashing a protien Lobster'

'Ahh, pinching one out mate?'
by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025
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Lobster limit

Lobster limit (noun)

- The absolute lowest dip a cryptocurrency hits before it claws its way back up.

- Used by traders who think they can spot the exact bottom—even though they absolutely cannot.

The moment when a chart bottoms out so hard it looks like it needs a crustacean recovery arc. Also reffered to as Lobster floor or Lobster point.
"Holy shit can BTC fall even lower?"
"No, we are at the lobster limit now"
"Hell yeah I'm buying at the lobster limit"
by MichaelCryptoSmith November 21, 2025
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Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025
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Texas Lobster Hold

The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.
I accidentally did the Texas Lobster Hold last night with my grandfather
by anonymous December 4, 2025
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Iraq lobster

by Hedroix January 22, 2025
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Lobstering

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"
by anonymous February 12, 2025
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