Lobster

just a lil' guy

i love that lobster

by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023

lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023

Pasta and Lobster

A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.

"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)

"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"

"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )

by TheCriticalBlackMale July 6, 2024

Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024

Lobster Legion

The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.

Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023