Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Granny Tranny

In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.

Hey look over there at Derek’s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!

by Johnny creampie September 11, 2023

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

ur granny

a tranny.

ur granny a tranny

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.

Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!

by Daddy_Digital March 1, 2024