Freedom Dorito

The B2 Bomber's angular structure resembles a triangle. Dorito Corn Chips are triangular. B2's deliver Freedom. Ergo: Freedom Dorito

It's all fun and games poking at the American's...right up until the Freedom Dorito arrives.

by DigitalR3x February 19, 2025

Freedom stick

Another way to describe the male penis of an American man.

Girl I went to the United States and this American man had such a big freedom stick.

by Bigdogg93 February 23, 2025

Freedom girl

A girl that has a pair of the baggy hippy pants and has the basic white girl tattoos. She’s very hair and most likely taken a gap year to find herself

She’s a freedom girl because She’s been to Thailand to help the community and has fed elephants and wants to Africa to feed African kids and teach how to count because she wants to show Instagram she’s got a heart.
#oh my God Thailand is so like amazing and spiritual and I think you should like really your part me go

by Beast99. November 23, 2021

Freedom of association

Speeching of which, I don't want to associate with literally any of the fucking people around me. My life is like that fucking Bo Burnham song. If you are stealing my shit and then arguing that you don't have to pay me because it violates your freedom of association...

Hym "How does being forced to associate with people who are actively surveilling for the sole purpose of misrepresenting me or my behavior isn't a violation of my freedom of association I don't know what is. Not that anyone gives a shit. You assholes better get used to the child murder because that's all your going get for me if this is how you pieces of shit are going to act."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.

Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.

by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024

Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…

Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)

by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024

Drug freedom people

Want for others what they want for themselves.

Hym "The drug freedom people want there to be a safety net for everyone... You want the opposite of that... You want people to LITERALLY control people's state of mind in every direction EXCEPT DOWN. Full of shit Douglarse. Bad!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024