Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.
Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
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