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Post Traumatic Sale Disorder

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012
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Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
by Nross December 1, 2011
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Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.
Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.
by Boe Jidon January 27, 2023
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Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder

A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:

• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".

• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.

• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.

• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.

• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.

• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *

Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.

Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.

Person 1: That indeed is sad.
by MST3K I like November 26, 2020
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Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder

The time between November 3rd, 2020 and a TBD future date where Donald Trump's reckless Presidency will still rattle the majority of the country.
I couldn't believe that Biden's Thanksgiving speech of unity was real, I'm clearly suffering from Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder.
by DJ Donkeypunch November 27, 2020
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dipping disorder type Mushok

when your getting too lit and you humped yo guitar dry and you need to dip it in da bbq sauce for moisture in fashion of Staind's mike mushok
damn! mike got so lit yesterday he might have dipping disorder type Mushok!
by SwimtrunKs November 19, 2022
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Post Lockdown Stress Disorder

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UK’s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.
I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.
by thebeast113 May 27, 2021
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