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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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diego doser

LOOK AT DIEGO DOSER, HES SO SEXY
by Ninja sexyness so much sex October 18, 2013
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Diego

Diego is an amazing person. He’s athletic, smart, kind, funny, mean at times, and very loving. He will protect his girlfriend, family, and best friends with his life. He has a charm like no other and is very attractive. If you’re lucky enough to have Diego in your life, then never let him go, he will protect you, love you, care for you, spoil you, and so much more. He’s just really great.
“Who wouldn’t like Diego, he’s just him.”
by Toosiepick January 23, 2023
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Diego

diego is the stud of the century. he is friends with everyone and is the most perfect human to walk the planet. he has dark chocolate hair and rich brown eyes that look golden in the sunlight. he is loyal and trusting. and works to keep his people safe and happy. he is an incredible athlete and has a magnificent body.

diego is an insanely hard-worker. you will not CATCH him letting a frustration get the best of him. his determination to succeed has gotten him this far in life. and he’s not gonna stop here.

diego has a bright future. and an even brighter personality. he’s a real one. keep him close.
“bro no way you caught a chad. i won the lottery with a diego”
by lololillo February 1, 2023
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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Diego romero

Realest nigga in the jud if u find someone who’s name is this u must suck his dick
Girl 1 damn that’s Diego romero
Girl 2 he’s so hot I should suck his dick

Girl 1 Ong
by Baby nigga11 November 8, 2023
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Diego Mazás

You: I love Diego Mazás
by ExplosiveVR November 13, 2023
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