Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022

fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022

Dookie

A sick album by Green Day

Holy shit I loved dookie!

by RedWeek November 22, 2020

dookie cooch

a coochie with doodoo all over it

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom

by luzoob December 29, 2020

Aqua dookie

When you have to poop and your on a boat so you go in the water to drop the kids off in the pool.

Marcus couldn’t hold it anymore and jumped off the boat to Aqua dookie

by Wesmar420 January 16, 2021

Dookie

Something that is whack or not good in any sense of the imagination. Inadequate.

I couldn’t understand why that man gave such a horrible speech. It was dookie!!!

by Terry Bad Ice January 24, 2021