Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

by King82 June 19, 2020

dirty ricky

A dirty Ricky is when you fuck your best friends sister or brother on a regular basis and your best friend never figures it out.

She's been my dirty ricky for 5 years.

by Ricky75265 October 4, 2013

Dirty Fergie

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.

After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.

by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005

the Dirty Malnove

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.

Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.

by Manglove January 24, 2011

Dirty Vasquez

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Tina: Have you heard from Michael's dad?
Michelle: No that nigga pulled a Dirty Vasquez on him.

by Are You My Daddy November 2, 2016

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.

We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen

by Tjbisme April 15, 2020