Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

26

26 it's the devil number.
Everytime you say this demonic number, someone's balls will slowly vanish.
Like now, I Sayed two times, two man's sack are gone.

Hello!! I have 26 apples for sale!.. OH NO, MY BALLS, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Myballsaregone27 March 23, 2025

March 26

Have SEX with ur crush day

March 26 is a day you can let ur emotions get the best off u

by Cornice March 25, 2025

June 25 and 26

national suck your partners dick day

it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty

by shawtybae103 June 24, 2024

April 26

April 26 is National Throw Anything at Anyone Day. You can throw it at a stranger or your closest friends!!

"Yo bro, its April 26"

"And?"
*Throws stick*

by audiii April 21, 2025

6 / 2 / 26

The date when we’re going to get married . If ur friends says “ 6 / 2 / 26 “ that means they want to get married to u .

Friend 1 : Hey guys ! 6 / 2 / 26 !
Friend 2 : Why do u want to marry all of us

by anonymous April 22, 2024

June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024