Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.

"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Jack

Fucking piece of shit

Jack fucked my dog

by TheSmellOfShid June 10, 2022

jack sandford

the prettiest boy in the world, my soulmate

he’s nowhere near as perfect as jack sandford

by h173752537 June 13, 2022

Jack Black

An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.

If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee

Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!

Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮

by ShitWithinThySandwiches June 13, 2022