Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.

Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...

by Mav 2011 NBA Champs November 6, 2011

Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.

Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.

by valdave October 12, 2011

clitical thinking

Clitical thinking is the analysis based purely on the individual's sexual desire, but no subjective observations of facts and evidence to form a judgment.

A: Yeah I was doing some clitical thinking when I called him up to come over. I was just so horny.
B: Yeah you may start doing some critical thinking rather than clitical.

by YumYum Joe January 20, 2023

Think

Why would I think it? Why would they insinuate it? Why would they feel entitled to getting away with it? If I were to do and/or insinuate that I would do a thing to a retard, would you feel contempt for for me if I felt entiled to getting away with it?

Hym "I think you would. I think if I insinuated that I would do a thing you thought was wrong you would try to punish me. Or at least insinuate that you would punish me for my insinuation. So.... Sorry, I guess. I know my shoes are a little soggy. It precipitates a lot where I live. Try not to get a rash..."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023

think gay

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.

I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

think differ

when you make fun of Steve Apple too much in your head but you're probably no better.

look at that "artist". he's got a think differ so it means he's allowed to be funny apparently.

by anonymous October 18, 2023