Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

by Fukstiker February 11, 2012

acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.

Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."

by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012

fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

Sister Act

Changing a religious hymn/carol's lyrics and beat to make it groovier, as seen in the movie "The Sister Act"

"Pentatonix really pulled a Sister Act on us"

by AlbyChu May 21, 2023

Devious Acts

Devious Acts is when one or more people (typically friends) plan to troll someone online. They troll people by doing something malicious to their target without them noticing. It is ideal for their target to not know who did the trolling because that makes it a lot funnier. However, its okay if they do find out because the damage has already been done. Even if they find out mid-trolling, they can't do anything to stop the devious act.

"Im gonna do devious acts guy"

by AstFlo June 12, 2023

acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.

As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.

by Redstone March 4, 2023

Acting like a bird

Being autistic

Person : What is wrong with Mark? Why is he acting like a bird!

by Cosmicbipolar March 28, 2023