Dictionary surfing

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012

Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 20, 2012

Big Wave Surf Association

group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience

The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.

by embeezy July 25, 2012

Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).

" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "

by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012

Tab-surfing

Much the way we channel-surf on the TV or radio when we're bored, we also may be caught flipping from Facebook to Twitter to Pandora to UD. Hence tab-surfing. :)

Man, let's go do something. I'm bored off my ass just tab-surfing.

by lady_so_divine December 18, 2011