Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.

While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.

by Slyyydog June 1, 2018

Knock the rod

Having sex

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex

by FredLikesBread June 7, 2018

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

playing rod

Playing rod is a term for gay people playing with boners

Jimmy I had fun playing rod with you.

by ;()()()() April 21, 2018

Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.

Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days

by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020