Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

pumpkin day

If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.

Happy pumpkin day!

by BuzzAndFuzz May 18, 2018

Pumpkin

Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit

Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!

A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.

Smashing Pumpkins are dull.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020