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Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007
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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
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Lauren Oakley

Lauren Oakley sat in the canteen at lunch and she acted like a crazy little weasel
by bigdongdave November 12, 2019
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Lauren Marsh

A Lauren Marsh is an extremely beautiful woman, but don't let her good looks fool you. A Lauren Marsh is also a Dangerous woman so don't piss her of. She has a badass bf they do anything for her. A Lauren Marsh can be a hoe but she got a heart of gold, don't use it against her.
Friend 1: bro that girl is so gorgeous.
Friend 2: Don't go their bro she has a man.
Friend 1: idc she's fine.

Friend 3: That's defiantly Lauren Marsh.
by QUEEN_B3 December 15, 2019
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Lauren Tran

person 1: oh look it’s an asian ho

person 2: it’s Lauren Tran
by void gender April 23, 2020
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lauren and chloe

Lauren and Chloe are two of the bhaddes bitties out there. They are some of the craziest people this world has ever seen but also some of the coolest people the world has needed. If you ever find a duo like this you know you’re set for life, even if they may seem a little sketchy at first.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys hear about lauren and chloe?

Person 2: YEAH MAN! They are some crazy chicks!!
by krunner May 3, 2020
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lauren murchison

Lauren Murchison is the most true friend ever she never lite anything before friends and family and she is gorgeous and she is so caring but she isn’t the smartest! she is also the funniest out of all her friends and can make you laugh so easily and she is very goofy and loveable
by lauren murchison June 15, 2020
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