door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

nonce

g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud

nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt

by niggha nonce April 25, 2023

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.

‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023