Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

midget

a midget is an extremly small person

justin is a midget

by cheese&crackers23 July 14, 2021

Feisty Midget

Amber alert aka EV

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy

by Gyroside July 26, 2021

Mega Midget

Smaller than the average height

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021

Mega Midget

Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget

Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021