Marco

Marco is a once in a life person you’ll find in your life and when you do, don’t let go because if you do you’ll live forever in regret

I love you marco goose

by Gabriella tindra November 30, 2025

The marco theory

A completely real (and definitely scientific) phenomenon where, immediately after a breakup, a person mysteriously ends up hanging out with the same guy named Marco. This occurs without planning, intention, or summoning—Marco simply appears, as if alerted by the emotional shift in the universe

“Bro, I swear I wasn’t trying to see him… it’s just the Marco Theory.”

by The marco Theory December 26, 2025

Marco

A Marco is the most amazing, handsome, sweet, funny, caring, and intelligent guy you'll ever meet. He has perfect brown eyes and soft, fluffy brown hair. He's tall and has beautiful tan skin. Everyone wants to be friends with a guy like Marco.

Example 1:

Girl: Woah! Who is that super handsome guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh! He must be a Marco. Marco's are the best!
Girl 1: I wish I had a Marco in my life

by MaisyDaisy99 March 10, 2025

Marco

Will be obvious with everything, has his hair done always, he’s a fun size man, dork, has a lot of facial hair like a werewolf 😍, and side eyes you always and forever

That’s werewolf was so Marco!!!!

by Sam_donnutdisturb33 April 27, 2025

Marco

a Marco is a cretin who is also the captain of a cheerleading team (preferably a team called "Tigers").

If used with more o's (see example) it is used as a nickname but with the same definition

"Marcooooo sei proprio un Marco" (Marcooooo you're such a Marco)

by DP9059 May 26, 2025

marco

Marco. He is the best guy out there. He is so sweet and kind. He is so thoughtful and always does what he can for you even if he isn’t feeling good. He’s so nice and loyal, and if you mess with friends of his he will stand up for them. He is so strong and his smile is perfect. He is so good looking and his brown eyes are almost made to get lost in. He’s tall and athletic and very loving. If you find a Marco don’t let him go. He is the best thing that you can ever have. He is the best boyfriend and treats his girlfriend so well. He is truly amazing. He is so attractive and you are lucky to have a Marco in your life

“That boy really is sweet.”
“Must be a Marco.”

by thecakeisalie33 November 20, 2023

marcos

an autistic guy who only goes outside to walk his dog 🐶

marcos is lazy

by jeriany November 20, 2023