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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022
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Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023
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Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.
Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.
by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021
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Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh
Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!
by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021
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Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.
"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."
by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021
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Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo
by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022
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