Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.

by The Cannon July 1, 2023

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Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

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Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.

Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.

by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021

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Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

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