Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

Guitar

Just a 6 strings bass

Your guitar is a ruined bass

by BASS NATION KEEPER August 20, 2019

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016