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Bell Florida

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.
That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.
by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020
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Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.
“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans
by Florida gators January 13, 2020
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Florida feel

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.
Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?
by Penisbreath January 26, 2020
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Florida

Dont come we b shootin shit in the 407 n 386
Florida fuckas kno was brackin
Aye brah u seent that yungen talm bout he from da noya
Les test em n show em what we do ouxhea in da 407

Where u from?

Da 386 where u kant go
by FL SLYDA JIT February 3, 2020
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Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
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florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19
damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons
by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020
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Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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