Mother Beast

The definition of terror when playing Pokemon Sun and Moon.

I was so ready to catch the legendary pokemon, until I saw Mother Beast. Then I started to regret my life choices that lead me to this moment.

by roamingpandas February 5, 2017

Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

Yeast in the Beast

Dimorphic Fungi exist in potentially two forms.

They can be remembered as “Yeast in the beast, mold in the
cold."

Yeast in the beast (warm temperature, in the host), Mold in the cold (cold temperature, in the soil).

I can't remember if molds grow in the soil or in people.
Its easy, "Mold in the Cold, Yeast in the Beast".

Oh yeah!

by YeastofThese April 19, 2012

Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.

Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr

by FetusEaterFrank March 15, 2023