Warm Beans

The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.

Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"

by urban_seal June 2, 2016

kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.

I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.

by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020

Killer Bean

An originally jelly bean, coffee bean created by the totally sane mind of Jeff Lew. Killer bean started out as a test film, then in 2009 Killer Bean forever was released as killer bean is sent on a mission which he is then betrayed by his employers. He has godly reaction times and is skilled with guns. He is also cocky

Yo Killer Bean killed that dude really easily

by Asshat 42736(liar November 6, 2020

bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

vanilla bean

meaning a white mexican

the white kid that is still a mexican on the inside so you call him/her vanilla bean

by mexicansamuri December 27, 2011

flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.

Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.

by smitty760 June 29, 2011