crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.

My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.

by Rab54 December 10, 2017

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.

Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

by Javi R April 13, 2023

I’m Not Doing Bridges

Some kid asked his grandma to drive over the bridge that goes over the railroad tracks to get to the eastbound side of the train station, but his grandma hates that bridge so she said I’m Not Doing Bridges. Now used as a term to say whenever something happens that you don’t like or you are about do something that you don’t like.

*school bus makes a fart sound*

Some kid: I’m not doing bridges

by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022

Bend over bridges

a combination of bending over backwards and building bridges.

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."

by Reeps June 20, 2022

Tacoma Narrows Bridge

A fetish among STEM lecturers. Found in nearly every engineering related slideshow, this works as a perfect example for resonance, amplitude, wavelength, harmonic motion, unstable process, twisting motion, finite element analysis, CFD simulation, aerodynamics, calculus I, calculus II, calculus III, miscalculation, general relativity, or the meaning of life. A link leading to a video of the wobbling Tacoma Bridge can be added to any presentation to fill out empty space. Sophisticated students may even use it as an academic source in their Master's thesis.

-Did you find any good content for our group project?
-Yeah, there's this mad video of Tacoma Narrows Bridge!

by wobblyboy October 15, 2022

pewdipie vs bridge

"NANI someone has knocked down my tomodachi!" Says Pewdipie "Pewdipie." says shin yu "go on without me" shin yu says the man shoots him "NOOOO!!! BOKU NO TOMODACHI" Pewdipie says "What a kuso nejiuri" Pewdipie says "Im sorry tomodachi but what the fuck"

Its the battle of pewdipie vs bridge

by Vector X3 November 9, 2020

Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...

by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021