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Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคช
This bitch ate toes yesterday. Thatโ€™s SO Samuel ๐Ÿ˜†
by your mommaโ€™s wife November 30, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคช
This bitch ate toes yesterday. Thatโ€™s SO Samuel ๐Ÿ˜†
by your mommaโ€™s wife November 30, 2022
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James Samuel Gallegos Jr

James Samuel Gallegos Jr is guy that is white he plays clash royal everyday and needs to get his rizz up, he also plays fortnite and is in love with gisselle but is rizzing up halo just for the fun of it and needs a better haircut.
Dang is that James Samuel Gallegos Jr rizzing up halo!
by fartgot September 21, 2022
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Samuel

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar
Samuel is a Bum
by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022
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Ebenezer Samuel

a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe
by friendlygu5t December 6, 2021
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Samuel Goth

Samuel Goth is the dead husband of Olivia, brother of Victor, and of Frida and Gunther, he died when eating his favourite treat, as it had been poisoned.
Who is Samuel Goth, he is the great uncle of Mortimer, and after he died, his wife was distraught and inadvertedly electrocuted herself, starting a fire that killed herself and Frida.
by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021
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samuel pollard

Someone that sniffs books that women have sat on
Dont sniff that 'samuel pollard'
by Pollution December 13, 2021
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