Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl March 4, 2016

Woman trap

When a girlfriend puts you into a situation that you can't get out of easily.

My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.

by Shannd March 27, 2019

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 3, 2019

explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Whose Womans Is This?

It is the opposite of saying Whose Mans Is This? towards a woman who kills the moment or does something that's not cool or simply being lame.

A woman puts her credit card info on a birthday cake & posted up on her facebook page publicly or on TV.

You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?

Just Like Whose Mans Is This?

by Beautifullanier June 8, 2017

woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.

Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.

by corbre May 5, 2018

a woman that fishes

A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare

they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie

If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”

by Snookin February 11, 2018