A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident May 25, 2016
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Giggly tree is a slang term used for only the best weed, as for many people tend to get quite giggly when smoking.
by Itdontmatterlmao January 16, 2020
Get the giggly tree mug.Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
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Get the tree rapist mug.Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.
by PseudoTree September 28, 2020
Get the Tree gaze mug.My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.
by Melbourne Musicians March 13, 2011
Get the Tree out mug.1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.
2. A retarded argument
2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!
2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011
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