matt camp

When a person doesn’t show up to school for half the year

Dang... Eddie sure is pulling a Matt Camp this year

by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 April 19, 2018

Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.

"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."

by schoolstopwatchingme October 29, 2017

Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.

My friend is such a Matt Rowe.

by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017

Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013

Matt Brevner

A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)

"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"

guy 1: dude we're in new west.

guy 2: yea we're always here.

guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner

guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.

by mattyv4 June 27, 2011