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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident May 25, 2016
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Soul Tree

why wont anyone soul tree
by Big Dik Banditz February 9, 2018
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.
My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.
by Melbourne Musicians March 13, 2011
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Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011
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Tree Farm

Another term for a large bush. Not the president(s).
Alex- Man last night me and her were about to break it down but I saw she had a TREE FARM!
Dalton- damn. U mad bro?
by dckillinspree August 1, 2011
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Tree of Life

A location in the Roblox open world MMORPG game called Vesteria, which consists of an ancient, glowing tree, bioluminescent plants, and a mage village. Players can visit the Tree of Life at level 10 to join the Mage faction.
Level 10 Player: “What’s the tree of life?”
Level 50 Player: “It’s a location where you can go to become a mage!”
Level 10 Player: “Oh thanks! I’ve been wondering how to get magic spells”
by VesterianPlayer1837 June 20, 2023
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