a pickle spank is where one or two persons get naked, normally men, and then proceed to spank each others "pickles" until one person can not withhold the pain of the spanks.
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Get the spanking mug.To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
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Get the Spank-Wanked mug.Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
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Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
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Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
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