Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.

“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”

by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024

Flag

Get the Analphylacdick Shock mug.

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Flag

Get the shit shock mug.

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

Flag

Get the Davidson Electric Shock mug.

After shock

Smaller seismic events after an earthquake

OR

Son or daughter of "ground zero"

See also ground zero

You heard ground zero lately?

Not since he had a little after shock

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

Flag

Get the After shock mug.

Water Shock

A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".

Dude I tried water shock and that first sip of water felt amazing.

by Sadjhj October 18, 2025

Flag