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Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.
Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!
by LTG291 January 10, 2013
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Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member
Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.
by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013
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slap it easy

A more polite way of telling someone to F off or can be used as a way to dismiss something/someone…Originated in the Bronx, NY
Boogie: My landlord keeps asking me for the rent even though it’s not due until next week
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
by The Bronx Boyz February 24, 2023
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Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023
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Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.
Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”
by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018
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Slap the Lox

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 3, 2019
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