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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
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Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.
"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
by Too Legit December 11, 2012
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Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach
That girl has some Midget fists
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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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midget

The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"😈
killswitch is a midget
by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023
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Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.
Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night
by Toadtsool October 22, 2023
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Midget

A short skinny light skin boy.
Many know as Joshua/Josh
Joshua is a midget
by Noahfromthepoet October 27, 2023
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